Previously on "The L Word". . .

Film shooting is going on and Niki can't remember her lines. She also laughes and winds up pissing off the actress who is playing Marina. There is someone on the set shooting all of this for the bonus material on the DVD and Jenny thinks it's a spy and kicks them off the set.

Someone from SheBar is on the set passing out fliers for the "Turkish Oil Wrestling" event and Tina tells Adele to get rid of all of the fliers as she wants Niki to stay focused and something like that would distract her.

A new colonel shows up at base and she is going to help with the backlog of cases and be the prosecuting attorney. Beech learns of this and tells Tasha that they're screwed because this colonel is totally by the book. Later, Tasha sees the colonel moving boxes into her office and helps her and then the colonel starts asking her questions as she can tell that Tasha had been in combat. Tasha tells her that she was held back because she's being investigated for homosexual conduct and the colonel gets mad and tells her that she shouldn't be talking to her because it's a total breach of protocol and orders Tasha out of her office.

Alice is guesting on the show, "The Look," and is being considered to be a replacement for someone. She gets told that they want "fun gay" and that they're looking for someone who could drop juicy bits of gossip about closeted stars. So Alice goes along with it and drops hints about Niki and Jenny.

Niki's managers are flipping out and threatening to pull her from the movie because of what Alice said. Tina tells them that they've issued a press release saying that someone else is the only gay actress. Jenny stops by Niki's trailer and tells her that Tina has said that they probably shouldn't be so obvious on the set and they wind up doing what they usually do at lunch--having a nooner (Adele stands guard). Niki starts talking all sweet to Jenny, who is touched because no one has said things like that to her before. Niki then tells Jenny that she loves her but Jenny doesn't say it back.

Bette, Kit, and Molly, Phyllis' daughter, arrive on the set and see Tina talking to Sam, the DP. Kit makes comments to Bette about how it looks like Tina has something going on with Sam and when Tina comes over, Kit starts teasing Tina and Tina has no idea and Bette informs Tina that Sam was totally flirting with her. Tina and Bette go off by themselves to talk about Angie's pre-school and Tina shows Bette "their" bedroom on the set, which is hideous but apparently Jenny's idea. Then they start flirting about whose side of the bed is whose and just before things start to get steamy, they're interrupted.

Bette has to leave the set but Molly decides to stay as she's met Shane and appears to be having fun talking to her. Bette is kind of worried about how Molly will get home but Molly informs her that she's 24 and can take care of herself.

Alice shows up at the set and learns that she's been banned because of what she said on TV. Tina then tells her not to blog about it and Alice starts getting mad as she's also upset about having to go and meet with the colonel about Tasha's case. The colonel calls Beech and tells Beech that it would be in the best interest of Tasha to settle and take an honorable discharge with full benefits but Tasha says no. Alice meets with the colonel, who informs her that she is going to get called to testify. After meeting with the colonel, Alice runs into Tasha outside of the colonel's office and the two of them are very cordial to each other and the colonel watches the whole exchange.

Jodi has lunch with her ex (the one who is deaf and was shown last season flipping out that Jodi was with a hearing woman). The ex apologizes for the things she said about Bette and said that she would like to meet her. Back at home, Jodi tells all of this to Bette, who is feeling extremely guilty as the look on her face is the same as when she was cheating on Tina and they sort of do it--I say sort of because Bette took care of herself if you know what I mean, while kissing Jodi.

Adele "accidentally" drops one of the Turkish oil wrestling fliers in front of Niki who is all excited about it and wants to go but gets told that they're shooting more that night. Later, Adele gets told to go and find Niki as she's needed on the set in 10 minutes. Adele finds her in her trailer and bummed because all of her friends are at SheBar. Adele tells Niki that most actresses don't have to shoot past 8:00 and Niki wonders if she could sneak over there for a bit and Adele tells her that she thought she heard the set people say that they wouldn't need Niki for another hour and a half so Niki decides to go to SheBar.

At SheBar, Dawn and Lover Cindy are trying to get women to come in and wrestle Lover Cindy and Niki is the first one in the ring. Dawn calls the paparazzi as she recognizes Niki as being the star in Jenny's movie.

Back at the set, Adele informs the others that Niki is no where to be found and shows them the flier. Tina, Jenny, Shane, Molly, and Kit head over to SheBar to get Niki out of there. Tina makes a comment about how Niki is underage and while Tina, Jenny, Shane, and Molly head into the club, Kit stays out in the parking lot and calls the cops to report underage drinking.

Inside the club, Tina tells Jenny to get into the ring to get Niki out of there. Shane thinks the whole wrestling thing is degrading but Molly likes it because it's not her mother in there (seems like Molly might be more like her mother than she realizes).

Jenny and Niki wrestle for a bit and then get out of the ring. While Shane is up at the bar, Dawn drags Molly into the ring and then hollers to get Shane's attention. Shane jumps into the ring and her and Molly wrestle Dawn and Lover Cindy. Shane even rips out a chunk of Dawn's hair. It's all broken up by the arrival of the cops, who tell everyone to clear out.

Shane asks Molly if she wants to come back over to her house to change into clean clothes and Molly tells Shane that she's totally straight. Shane tells Molly not to flatter herself.

Lover Cindy tries bribing a cop with sexual favors and gets another $10K fine, which pisses Dawn off and there's more smack talking going back and forth between Dawn and Kit.

Jenny and Niki talk and Jenny tells Niki that she loves her.

And back at the set, the "Single White Female" continues as Adele is sitting in the director's chair. . .

Next week: Shane's interested in Molly. Phyllis isn't happy that Molly is hanging out with Shane. Alice testifies. Jodi invites Tina and Sam to dinner and Bette is upset that Tina accepted. Tina tells Bette that she doesn't want to break up Bette and Jodi and Bette responds with, "What if I want to?"