Lez Redneck HoeDown Song
Lez redneck hoedown here I come
I suspect I'll have some fun
Lotsa wild women on the run
at the lez redneck hoedown
I don't know who thought of this
pig leg jousting has me curious
sounds like something I don't wanna miss
at the lez redneck hoedown
Sarah's cookin corn on the BBQ
someone bring the salt, and the butter too
everyone shuck and eat a few
at the Lez redneck hoedown
Maybe someone will bring a banjo
grab your girl and do-si-do
if you ain't got a girl, just grab a ho
at the Lez redneck hoedown
Take the bus or git in your car
it ain't really all that far
we'll party till we see the stars
at the Redneck hoedown
C'mon girls, I'll meet you there
bring your Mama, I don't care
I just hope there's lotsa beer
at the Lez redneck hoedown
I got the time, and I got my map
I know exactly where it's at
I just hope I make it back
from the Lez Redneck Hoedown.
Lemmonnnnnn A.R.R.