Hey everybody,

Jill and Sarah here. It occurs to us that we haven't been doing our word problems lately. Sarah's been sick, we both have school, (insert one more excuse here). We do have one major, fundamental problem. Heretofore, we have been making up all the questions that we have been answering in our column. We'll give you a minute to recover from the shock of learning that it's all been a lie.

You ok? Ok.

Anyway, you may or may not realize that coming up with questions to answer with relevant, helpful advice is not easy. What we need are real questions, from real people. We know you guys have questions. Nobody's so well adjusted that they don't. What we're writing now is a not-so-subtle plea for your questions. We give good advice, we really do. Don't let the copious amount of humor that it comes with fool you. Please guys. Our imaginations only go so far...and they're mostly spent in the bedroom.

Hoping to deal with your problems,